If there’s nuts and other snacks at the office we will eat it. We will eat more than you. And if you try to out-eat us, you’ll lose… even if you manage to eat more. Because we will gaze at you from above and you will know that although you ate more than us, you lost your pride along the way. 

Whenever there’s a QR code out in the wild, we’ll scan it. If you just found out about a trend, we’d have already made a TikTok of it. That limited edition thing you have, we know people that had it months ago. 

We are just simply more creative. We own blue light glasses. We play Wordfeud with our dealer. 

Trying to book a meeting with us? We are super busy. Busier than any other creative. But we will make it work and make sure to remind you every 5 minutes of how busy we are. The meeting will solely be about super bowl commercials and will drag on for too long although we are super busy. You will see us post stories on instagram after the meeting where we are at concerts, out drinking or watching movies because we are the busiest. 

Ordering food in the same line as us? Don’t think so. We have more allergies than you, more preferences on the food and more alterations to the menu than you could possibly imagine. We do not plan on getting our food mixed up with yours. Your order sucks compared to ours. The same goes with drinks.